Chatted with Claire on the phone last night and well.... Urm, read on and you'll soon realize the side-effects of taking Loperamide.
Claire: I feel fat.
Maman: Really? How much did you put on?
Claire: I didn't. Actually, I lost 2.
Maman: ...
Claire: Hello?
Maman: Bitch.
Maman: At least u lost 2. I gained 4. No, it's almost 5 now!
Claire: NO WAY! Don't bluff!
Maman: I swear on my dad's life!
Claire: But you do wish he were dead!
Maman: Oh, ya ah.
Claire: Well that was redundant.
Claire: How heavy are u now?
Maman: Was 55. Now I'm almost hitting 60.
Claire: Oh my god you're so fat lah!
Maman: I'm 5 kilos underweight, dumbass.
Claire: Oh.
(Both of us then burst out laughing)
Claire: Shit, now I feel dumb lah.
Maman: Yeah, and you were from VJC too, weren't you?
Claire: Eh don't lah, now you're making me feel even dumber!
Maman: Tsk... Theatre students.
Claire: Oi! You'll be a theatre student too!
Maman Ya, in 2010!
Claire: So?
Maman: So I still have 3 more years before I'm as dumb as you!
Claire: Now that sounded dumb.
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