Do The Rachel Smith!

If you're a good friend of mine, then you know I can't help but break out in laughter whenever someone (anyone?) falls down. And yes, just in case you're wondering, I even laugh at myself when I fall.

What?! It's funny okay! Alright alright, maybe I watched a tad too many episodes of America's Funniest Home Videos when I was younger, but whatever the case, it still is funny to see someone fall, especially when the whole world is watching too!

And I'm sure the whole world is laughing along with me (with the exception of Mexicans. The prefer to boo!) at Miss USA, Rachel Smith over her (now) infamous splat during the Evening Gown round of the Miss Universe 2007 pageant, which happened like, less than 24 hours ago.

I still can't stop laughing, even though I've watched that clip a countless number of times now (all thanks to Riddy who sent me the link)! I now have a proposal, my dear friends. It's time to do The Rachel Smith!

Step aside Beyonce and Shakira! Swaying your hips in an arousing fashion is now considered yesterday's news because falling down flat on your ass is IN!

Friends, Romans (Eh.. Singaporeans), Countrymen, lend me your ears!

Think you can do the Rachel Smith better than Rachel Smith herself? Then take out those cameras (and camera phones) and show me your best parody of The Rachel Smith!

You can do it wherever you want (at work, in school, even in the bathroom!) and you can be in any outfit you like, not necessarily in an Evening Gown like our dear Ms Rachel Smith! Heck, you can be in your tighty-whities for all I care!

Take your best (or worst) shot and e-mail them to me at trumpet_symphony@hotmail.com and in 2 weeks' time, I'll put up a small video presentation featuring a collage of the Rachel Smiths I've received.

So what are you waiting for? Do your best Rachel Smith shot and send them to me now! And don't forget... World Peace!

Be Creative. Not Apple.

...Fuck that was corny!

Super Tak Glam Lah Sial!

"Alright girl, remember! World peace... World peace..."

SPLAT!

"Oh, err... That's just... part of the act? Erm.. Yeah, that's what it is! Err... Haha?"

"If anyone asks, erm... I was sabotaged by terrorists!"


Confident. Embarassed. Covered-up. Conspired.


Rachel Smith... Living the American Dream.

Similar But Not The Same II

Is it just me or does Miss Universe 2007, Riyo Mori, look somewhat familiar and similar to someone we already know?












GASP!!!!!!!

Riyo Mori is... Xiaxue?!?!?!

Well, this is probably how Xiaxue would look like after an extreme makeover!

More defined cheekbones, smaller cheena-piang eyes and a golden tan... The perfect makeover to fit the preconceived notion created by Caucasians (bodoh punya Mat Saleh!) of how an Asian woman (regardless of race, language or religion) is supposed to look like.

Way to go to win a real beauty pageant (unlike the joke Mediacorp airs every year)!

Great, this is just what we need. More social and racial profiling in this already corrupted world. Whoopee-friggin-doo!!

Arrrrr!!

Caught Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End with my Fag Sister Cynthia last night at GV Vivocity and and... I totally love it!!!

Pirates is just about one of the few movies where the sequels just get better and better! Johnny Depp, whom I've admired as an actor since young (after I first watched Edward Scissorhands), did a marvellous job as Captain Jack Sparrow, but that's not much of a surprise actually. He never fails to deliver any of his roles with perfection, and Pirates was no exception. He was simply sensational!

I can go on and on about how much I enjoyed the movie, but I guess it's best you go ahead and watch it (if you haven't) and I'm sure you'll know exactly what I mean!

Bye Bye Ponytail

I still have no idea what came over me but on Sunday, I somehow managed to talk myself into cutting off my ponytail. Yes, go on and gasp! I myself still can't believe I actually did it. My hair's like really short now. Like, really short.

I've been keeping my hair long since last July, and I only started tying up my hair somewhere around the beginning of September, but on May 27, 2007, it all went snip snip! Haha!

Before:






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and....

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aaaaannnnnnnddddd........



After:





What did I tell you? It's like so short now lah. But all's good. I love the new look anyway. Haha! Plus, with this new hairdo, I spend only like 2 minutes(?) to set it! Go on, gasp even more! Maman spending 2 minutes to set his hair? Now that is most fucking certainly new! Haha!

To everyone who have complimented on my new look and/or think that I look even cuter than before with the new 'do, all I can say is...


I love you deep deep!


BUT...


To those who have nothing nice to say about the new 'do, then all I can say is...


Go figure.


"Wooot check out da hair"
- Andre

"Yet another crazy hairstyle. Well at least the ponytail's gone!"
- Grandma

"One word: WHOA!"
- Ben

"Omg... Hotness!"
- Lisa

"What?! You finally decided to cut your ponytail?! Erm, are you sure you're my son? Did you kidnap him or something?"
- Mom

"You're so fucking hot with the new hair! Why the hell are you still gay?! Why God, why?!?!?! Aargh!!!"
- Natalie

Cheena-fied Maman

My Chinese name is Ma Gang.

Ma Gang = Qiang Zhuang = A Stronger Man.


Thanks for giving me that name Josh, though I must admit it did sound kinda weird to me at first. Haha!

The first picture I took using my new webcam

Alright, I'm off to work! I'll blog again tonight if I'm not too tired.

Of Significant Songs & Significant Others

Jolene asked a very interesting question earlier.

"Dear, all the songs in your blog.. Are they just there for the listening pleasure of those who visit the page, or do they hold some sentimental value, perhaps of significant moments in your life or something? Or of significant others in your past?"

Funny you should ask, Jo. I never thought anyone would take notice of the songs on my Imeem playlist. Well, yeah, half of the songs in there do remind me of significant moments in my life, but let me just now list the songs which reminds me of the 2 significant others I've had in my life.


Song(s) which remind me of my first ex, Adi:

• Dangerously In Love 2 - Beyonce

This was one of the 2 songs (the other being Mungkin by Anuar Zain) which I once said that I'd dedicate to the first person who could ever make me feel a kind of love which I've never felt before.


• That's When I Love You - Aslyn

I remember him crying when I first sang this song to him.


• Cater 2 U - Destiny's Child

..and he cried when I sang this song too.

I'm sure you must wonder why I didn't include that other song (the malay one lah!) into this list. I'd rather not, really.


Song(s) which spoke my mind after my break-up with Adi:

• Sorry - Madonna

I swear to god I could sooo relate to the words of this song.


• Because Of You - Kelly Clarkson

Oh, talk about the ability to relate to songs! I swear, the first time I heard this song, I thought it was written just for me because every fucking word in this song spoke what I wish I had the chance to say in his face, in front of the entire world!


• Since You've Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson

God bless Kelly Clarkson!


• Lose My Breath - Destiny's Child

Can you keep up, baby boy? Obviously he couldn't!


• Going Under - Evanescence

"So go on and scream! Scream at me, I'm so far away. I won't be broken again!"

Song(s) which remind me of my second ex, KS:

• Smack That - Akon feat. Eminem

When the two of us first heard this song, we were both on our first date! We were walking around Far East when this song was playing at 77th Street. We both then spent the next 5 minutes trying to figure out what the title of the song was! Haha!


• Run It - Chris Brown

Listened to this on his Mp3 player after dinner at Holland Village one night. Was sending him off to his soccer match, and oh, he was sleeping throughout the entire journey!


• Gimme That - Chris Brown

Also listened to this on his Mp3 while on the way to send him off for his soccer match.


• That Girl - Frankie J feat. Chamillionaire

The first song I sent him through MSN.


• Ride For You - Danity Kane

This song kept my faith strong during the period when he had the huge argument about the bitch (a certain "H") who tried to steal him away from me!


• Here Without You - Three Doors Down

How can I leave this song out? It's his favourite song!

There's one more song which isn't on my playlist, and that's You Make Me Feel Brand New by Simply Red. We were both going through a rough spot at that point of time, and when I sang this softly in his ears, he just cried and hugged me so damn tight.


Song(s) which spoke my mind after my break-up with KS:

• Stay With Me - Danity Kane

I couldn't stop listening to this song, and I couldn't stop crying whenever I heard it!

So there you go. Those are the songs which remind me of my 2 exes, and you can find them (except for 2) on my Imeem player. So the next time any of the songs play, you'd know what they mean to me, and what (and who) they remind me of.

The Call

Date: May 21, 2007
Time: 2300hrs - 2400hrs

Throughout this hour, I was on the phone with someone I had not contacted nor met for more than 3 months; my second ex.

On a whole, the conversation went well. We talked about my birthday celebrations the night before, and we did spend a good portion of that hour catching up on each other's lives and how we've been doing since we last met up on Valentines' Day (we had both already made the decision to go our separate ways a few weeks prior to that meeting).

Things then got a little heavy when out of nowhere, he asked "so, are you over everything?"

I was quite taken aback by that question, but after a brief moment of silence, and after I've arranged my thoughts, I eventually did answer him.

"I guess I'm pretty much over it. I won't deny that it definitely wasn't easy, considering there were a lot of possibilities that awaited us; possibilities which until today, are left unexplored. But I'm not gonna lie to you. I do miss you a whole lot. There have been moments where halfway through my sleep, I'd wake up and think that you were next to me just like before. But despite all that, I guess I am mostly over what we had, though I still do miss you a lot."

There was another brief moment of silence when I posed the question back to him, and when he finally answered, it was something which I had not expected.

"All along I thought I was. I couldn't even read your blog over the past few months cos it would remind me of you and what we had."

I then cut in and said "I guess that would pretty much explain why I've been ignoring your messages and why I had completely cut you out of my life over the past few months. The most trivial of all things would remind me of you. I guess we both felt that way, huh?"

He then revealed something which kinda guilted me just as it did sadden me.

I'm sure some of you would remember that period of time where my life was filled with question marks. I was so stressed out with a lot of things and so I left home and went into seclusion. For that whole 9 days, I seeked solace and peace of mind, all in the hope that I'd be able to reach withing myself to find the answers to most of the questions that were surrounding me at that time, and after the 9 days, it did.

Throughout those 9 days of solace, a lot of my close friends, namely Sha, Sharon, Ivan & Sheriff, were frantic with worry as I had cut myself off all means of communication to the outside world.

It was also during that time that, as revealed by my ex, his aunt, whom I knew was re-diagnosed with cancer in January, had passed away. Apparently he had tried to contact me to inform me of the loss, but I was nowhere to be found. He said he had sent me an sms to inform me of his aunt's passing, but he never got a reply. It was then that he felt really sad, because he knew I (of all people) would be there for him during that heartwrenching period of time, but sadly, I wasn't.

To be honest, I was already on the verge of tears when I found out about his aunt's passing, and when he mentioned of how I was nowhere around when he really needed me for comfort and support, I was ready to cry buckets.

We continued chatting and when midnight came, our conversation ended, not until we both gave each other a goodnight kiss.

It was not long before I eventually did have to rush out to the living room to grab a few pieces of tissue paper to wipe off the tears that rolled down my cheeks.

I cried not just because I was saddened to know of his aunt's passing, nor was it just because I felt guilty (I still do, actually) for not being there for him during his darkest moments (he was really close to his aunt since young), but also because of the fact that the past hour which I had spent talking to him brought back memories which took me more than 3 months to get over. Memories of our first chat, to our first meeting, to our first date, to our first tiff, to our first movie together, to... to... everything! It all came back.

Not necessarily to haunt me, but to remind me of how he (of ALL people) was successful in making me believe in the word "love" again. Of the 3 guys whom I had previously dated after my break-up with Adi, none of them made me feel the way he did. And to be totally honest, even as I look back, I still have no clue so as to why I felt so much for him in the first place!

But for some reason, I did. And if I could just add on, I believe that even though I'm mostly over whatever it was that we had, I know deep down inside that firstly, that part of my heart which had his name engraved on it is still there and it's still his, and secondly, it would take a great man (which, in my opinion, is the biggest understatement of the year!) to actually make me believe in love again! Despite the ups and downs, no one had ever gone to such lengths to love me the way he did! Not Kevin, not Riddy, not Ollie... Heck, not even Adi himself!

Shit lah, why am I even talking about all this now?! I guess it's because I never really got the chance to let out my heart's contents about him, our break-up, and everything else that's associated with it. Pardon my ranting, friends.

And to KS... God... I.. I...

...I miss you so much

From the bottom of my heart

...thank you for all the well-wishes and presents. I really appreciate the gesture, friends.

Oh, speaking of well-wishes, I was really surprised to receive that sms from my second ex. It was really sweet, as it did, bring back memories.

"Happy bday my dear Maman! Having a wild party?

Sorry can't be there with you...

You have lots of fun k? Take care..."

Thanks, my dear KS. You take care too...

What A Blast!

The eve of my birthday was well-spent, and when it was all said and done, your dearest birthday boy here was one really (realllyyy) happy 20 year-old!

During the day, I was at my uncle's new outlet where we had a family feast celebrating both mine and my uncle's birthdays (his falls a day before mine). There were lots (and lots) of food, and knowing yours truly, how can I not be happy when there's lots and lots of food around? Haha!

Had a really great time with my family, but I soon had to take my leave at around 7.30pm.

I was then off to Vivo where I met Michael, and boy oh boy, that was the start of a wild night full of fun!

Mikey brought me for dinner at Thai Accent, this gorgeous restaurant with really gorgeous food, but I'll get to that later. The moment we got there, I thought Mike would wait for one of the service staff to bring us to our table but instead, he just walked right in, which then triggered a "hmmm" moment for me.

True enough, that "hmmm" moment paid off cos' waiting at the table was none other than Chris! Haha! Gosh it's been 2 months(?) since I last saw that boy lah! The last was when we all (together with my ex-colleagues) clubbed at Taboo!

Anyway, after Mikey ordered the food (you know I'm really indecisive when it comes to ordering food) we all started chatting and whatnots lah. The food (okay, here I go ranting away) was absolutely wonderful! The green curry was probably the best I had ever tasted! It wasn't too hot, neither was it too mild. Everything about the curry was just nice. Oh, and the basil chicken was really good too, though I thought the taste of soy sauce was a tad too strong.

The papaya salad was, in comparison to Thai Express', much better. It wasn't too spicy and it was mildly tangy. Really worth it! Oh oh, and speaking of the papaya salad, our dear Mikey bit a chilli seed by mistake and he started to (in his words) vibrate all over. I know, it sounds so wrong! Haha! But I knew what he meant by "vibrating all over" lah, though my mind painted a totally different picture altogether! Haha!

Anyway, after the filling meal, I headed out for a quick puff, and when I got back, I never anticipated the surprise which followed. The staff (like, 80% of them) sang me a birthday song (out loud), and they also brought out the oh-so-sinful walnut cheesecake which Mikey had bought for me!

Gosh it was so embarassing (but so damn sweet) lah!

After we sinfully had the cake, we took our leave and made our way down to the first floor where I then met up with Sha, Trev, Sharon (my ex-colleague, not my beloved bitch Sharon) and Mel who passed me my birthday cake.

We then made our way down to (where else?) Powerhouse where, barely 2 hours from my brithday, I got a tad frustrated. Hur hur hur. Apparently there was some mix-up with the table which I had reserved (2 weeks in advance, mind you) and the bitch who took my table even had the nerve to be rude to Samuel (the door bitch). After some negotiation with Adrian (the other door bitch. And oh, he's so fucking cute lah!) and my dear Georgie (the DJ), we got ourselves a new table at the VIP area.

My frustration, though, got cured the moment the Mr Singapore preview show started. The guys were oookay lah, but there was this one guy, Jerry (yes, I got to talk to him, but we'll leave that for later!) who appealed most to me. Gosh, he's soooo hot, with his semi-ah beng look, his to-die-for chest and oh, his totally fuckable perky ass! Haha!

Soon after, Bala arrived and guess what? He brought me another cake! No, make that 2 cakes! Haha! Never have I once celebrated my birthday with FOUR different types of cakes in one night! Haha!

Tick tock, tick tock... The moment the clock struck midnight, my newly-bought shirt came off, which then revealed what was underneath; my "Birthday Boy" t-shirt! Haha! I'm sure some of you would remember the pink "Birthday Boy" tee I wore for my 19^th birthday celebrations. Well this year, it's baby blue! Haha!

Then it came to my birthday presents and boy was I in for the biggest surprise yet!

Bala bought me this really nice t-shirt with the initial M printed on the chest! Haha! Now everyone's gonna know I'm Maman. Then again, who doesn't?! HAHA!

Okay, back to the biggest surprise yet. Mikey, who visited my blog and saw what was on my wishlist, bought me the one thing which has been on my wishlist since my 18th birthday; the Creative Live!Cam Notebook Pro Webcam!!!!!

AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Can you see me prancing around like a small boy??? Haha! My god, I was so shocked when I saw it lah! In fact, looking at the webcam which is sitting next to my laptop at this very moment, I'm still in shock! Like, werrrd....

Shit lah, Michael. If it wasn't for the fact that we're such good friends, I swear to god I'd sooooo fall for you right now! It's not everyday that you get to meet people who take notice to the trivial things in your life!

Oh, and speaking of meeting people, remember that semi-ah beng hunk Jerry I mentioned earlier? Well well well... Guess who got to grind that Mr Singapore finalist last night??? Hur hur hur...

Saw him at the bar on the second level of the club. Well, he was practically sitting next to me lah! Haha! I was happily chatting with Zam and Fifi, when unexpectedly, Jerry took notice of the "Birthday Boy" t-shirt I had on!

"Weren't you the one in that sexy sky blue speedos just now?"
"Haha! Yes, that was me. I'm Jerry, by the way. And happy birthday to you...."
"...Maman"
"Oh, happy birthday Maman!"

He then proceeded to give me a birthday peck, not just on the cheeks but, hur hur hur, on my lips as well! Haha! And all that time his girlfriend was just next to him! Haha! Aaaahh... Men... They're so bendable. Well I should know. Like, been there done that, honey!

Hahahahahaha!!!!

The rest of the night was spent getting high (on alcohol), dancing away on the stage and... Well... making out! Heehee!

All in all, I had a fabulous birthday celebration! Well, the celebrations have yet to end. I'm about to get ready to meet my mom our customary birthday dinner, after which, it's down for more celebrations at my aunt's place! Heehee!

It's Here!

IT'S MY 20^th BIRTHDAY!!!

Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to meeeeee
Happy birthday to me!

Tick Tock

TWO MORE DAYS TO MY 20^th BIRTHDAY, Y'ALL!!!

No, really. I've never been more excited about growing older as compared to this year!

Come out wherever you are

Will the person from Australia who has been religiously reading my blog please come forward and introduce yourself? Like, tag me or something. Don't just hide in the bushes now. Or closet for that matter. Heehee!

It's almost here...

Three more days to my birthday, people!!!

Heehee! Growing older has never been more exciting! ;)

Similar But Not The Same

Did any of the season 6 American Idol finalists remind you of any of the Idol alums? Sure did to me. Here're a few whom I think are pretty similar in one way or another.

Lakisha Jones & Jennifer Hudson
(a.k.a The powerhouses who, though pitchy at times, can put Mariah Carey to shame on any good day)

Jordin Sparks & Kimberly Locke
(a.k.a The sweet ones with the commercial voice)

Melinda Doolittle & Latoya London
(a.k.a The divas who can easily give Beyonce a run for her money)

Sanjaya & Joakim Gomez???
(a.k.a The ones who can't sing for nuts, but for some reason the crowd just can't seem to get enough of them)

Primetime Robbery

Melinda is out!!!

What the fuck is wrong with Americans?! Can't they tell the difference between a good singer and a star?! Melinda's a fucking star, I tell you! Yes, I like both Blake and Jordin, but they're not even close to being in Melinda's league!!!

My god this is such a deja vu of season 3! Anyone still remembers the shock when Latoya London was the last one cut, making way for Diana and Fantasia to belt it out in the finale?! My godddd... This is exactly the case here...

GODDDDDD!!!!! Melinda was robbed!!!!

Idol-mania

Watched American Idol just now and to be honest, I'm torn. I know for sure Melinda's gonna be in the Finals (she better be) and yes, I'm confident that she'll be the 6th American Idol, but I can't bear to see either Blake or Jordin leave.

Blake (besides the fact that he has shown so much improvement) is soooo fucking cute and Jordin's commercial voice, which is so gentle on the ears, can easily make her a sellable recording artist. I don't want to see either of them go! Sigh.

Oh and speaking of Jordin, I still can't get over her rendition of "I who have nothing." In fact, I'm so in love with that song that right after the show, I searched for the song, and as it turns out, there already is a version recorded by Jordin, which I think is for the season 6 soundtrack.

So don't hesitate to browse through my imeem player (or as Riddy calls it, my "jukebox") and listen to Jordin's amazing rendition of "I who have nothing."

I'm telling you, it's worth listening to.

What's in your plate?

Oh and speaking of Gary, I love his display picture on msn now... It's a picture of a cucumber with the tagline "So many cucumbers are sold... So few make it to the salad."

Haha!!! It's hilarious lah! And no, this time he didn't ask me to type this one out! Tsk tsk... Girls are so weird. Sigh... No wonder I'm gay. No, wait! Let me rephrase that.

No wonder I'm a top! Heehee....

Blog-by-Demand

Okay, Gary has asked that I type a post to tell the whole world (wide web) how disappointed I am at the fact that he's flying off to fucking China for a fucking holiday on the same day that I'll be counting down to my birthday.

There, I've said it. Happy now, Gary?

Sigh.

Tammi's got work and won't be able to make it for my birthday... Sigh... I really hope she'd be able to make it, though... :(

Look who's 20 too...

First aired on April 19, 1987, The Simpsons recently celebrated their 400th episode, which I've been waiting for someone to upload on either google video or youtube, and their soon-to-be-released movie, which is slated for release somewhere in July.

Speaking of soon-to-be released movies, boy are there aplenty! Personally, I can't wait for Pirates of The Carribean: At World's End, Shrek 3, Fantastic 4: Rise of The Silver Surfer, Ocean's Thirteen, and of course, The Simpsons Movie!

And noooo, I'm not looking forward to Transformers... Bleah~

Wise Words II

This one's from an episode of my all-time favourite sitcom, Will & Grace:

"Love is like a horse-drawn carriage ride; seems romantic at first, but eventually you realise you're cold, and you're staring at an ass that craps right in front of you."

-Will Truman

Sad

My 2 favourite bitches, Sharon and Ivan, won't be at my birthday party!!! I'm like so sad lah... But it's alright guys, I understand. Hope your momma's gonna be ay-okay yeah, Share?

Aiyah, by the time you read this post, the two of you would've probably be in Seattle already. Hope all goes well there. And yes, I demand you get me a birthday present from Seattle, on top of what you (supposedly) have already gotten for me!

Sigh... =/

The Perfect Birthday

It's come to my attention that my birthday has never been totally perfect. I mean, I do appreciate the fact that I did get to celebrate it lah, but but... Okay, I'm just being whiny here. Let me have my moment.

For my 17th birthday, I paid for dinner, movie, cab fare to CCK and back to Commonwealth. I ain't complainin' though, cos she (my last girlfriend) wasn't working yet.

For my 18th birthday, I spent all my money (read: 2 months' worth of savings) on a trip to KL to "surprise" him (who, at that time, was participating in a regional tournament there), only to end up paying for the birthday dinner.

On top of that, not only did I pay for my own expenses (which is fair enough), I ended up paying for all of his expenses during the 3 days that I was there!

Makes it sound like it was his birthday instead, huh? To think I did all of that just so that I'd be happy with that... that... Ugh, don't even remind me of him! Bleah~

For my 19th birthday, I got pissed drunk (finally, something went right!), danced a lot, openly made out with hash (smacks forehead!) and ended up having Shahmen send me home. It almost seems perfect except for one thing... I didn't have a birthday cake!!

All I want this year is a perfect birthday... And I have a feeling I'm gonna be a happy man this year. With my loved ones around me in one helluva setting, why wouldn't I? ;)

Ghostly Affair

Des, it's confirmed. You're still the craziest bitch I know! Haha! What a suggestion this boy came up with...

D: Man, you know I love to hear you sing right?
M: Err... Ya?
D: I was just thinkin....
M: Uuuuh huuuuuh?
D: Maybe you should sing at a getai show. You'd be like, the first melayu there lah!
M: Riteeeeee... And what? Have all the hantu screaming "encore" at the end of my performance?!
D: Better yet, they might just throw 4D numbers on stage!
M: What's the point?! You know I don't gamble!
D: That's exactly my point! Since you don't gamble, pass me those numbers lah!
M: WTF?!

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D: You should really consider the getai gig
M: Cannot lah... What if some hot hantu falls for me?
D: Why wouldn't she? You ARE hot what!
M: Ya ya ya... And when she finds out I'm gay, she's gonna start wailing night in, night out!
D: Eh c'mon lah, I don't even have a living being crying for me! To have a ghost crying for me is like the perfect boost of self-esteem I oh-so-desperately need!
M: Boy... Erm... Get a life?
D: Pun intended?
M: Heehee... Hell yeah! ;)

Itching

I've been such a good boy since Thursday. Been sleeping early, having proper meals, taking my meds regularly etc etc etc. But it's not much of a choice, really.

Not just because my temperature's been fluctuating every now and then, but I just can't stand my grandparents' constant nagging anymore!

Oh let me tell you, if they nag this much whenever I'm down with the common flu or whatnots, it's been soooo much more for the past 3 days, and you know that being the rebel that I am, I hate naggings lah! Bleah!

So since I've been such a good boy these few days, I've been itching on the thought of "rewarding" myself by going down to Powerhouse tonight, even though I know I shouldn't.

It's already bad enough that I had to give Jay's 22nd birthday celebrations at Clinic/MOS a miss tonight. But but... To actually give Powerhouse a miss??? That's something I can't picture myself doing lah!

Blame the chiongster in me, balls! Heehee...

Come-hither!

It's no secret that I don't fancy caucasian men. Well, not romantically at least. But let it be known that HE shall be an exception! Aaaaah... Christian Bale... You bored me to death in Reign Of Fire, you freaked me out (at the sight of your anorexic body) in The Machinist, you re-affirmed my love for Batman in Batman Begins, and you mesmerized me with your performance in The Prestige...

Oh I soooo can't wait to see you reprise your role as The Caped Crusader in The Dark Knight... Yes I know I'm more than a year early, and I'm pretty sure it's still under production, but please make it a quick one (without compromising the quality of course) cos' to have someone as sexy as you play the role of my favourite hero is the ultimate fantasy!

God you definitely are one hell of a man to drool over... To everyone else reading this, here're pictures of the ever-sexy Chris... He is that fucking hot, right right right???

Heehee....

What did I say? He's such a turn-on, huh?

...Can anyone spell yummy?

Under The Weather

Been sick for the past 2 weeks. Went to the Doc's last week, and even after completing my meds, I was still feeling feverish, and yes, I was still coughing my lungs out.

Felt the worst on Wednesday night when I got back home from work. My entire body was scorching hot (no pun intended) but I was shivering. That could only mean one thing; my temperature's shot up!

To make things worse, I was simultaneously having a throbbing headache. Not to mention, my right heel was literally killing me (i tip-toed all the way home can?!) and yes, I was coughing my lungs out!

Oh, and you're about to blame my smoking for the cough, don't! I've already done my best to cut down on the number of sticks I light up! FYI, the pack of ciggies sitting on the side of my bed has lasted me for more than 2 days, and there's still 8 sticks left! Yes, a friggin' miracle indeed!

Anyway, I was feeling so crappy that after I took a shower, I popped 6 panadols (yes, S-I-X!) and immediately went to bed! I only woke up this afternoon at around 3, but not for long.

I soon fell asleep again and woke up at 10, with my tummy grumbling like the mad man from Borneo!

After my shower, I met up with Matt for supper at Boat Quay. The boy's in an emotional turmoil right now, so decided to be there for him. He has yet to tell me what's been troubling him for the past 2 days, but I'm sure he has his reasons. Whatever the case, hope he'll feel better tomorrow (erm, today actually).

How nice... It's 10 days away to my birthday and I'm sick as a puppy. Damn it!

Wise Words

Found this online, and I thought I'd just share this with all of you.

Having the love of your life break up with you and say

"we can still be friends"

is as good as your dog dying

and your mom saying "you can still keep it"

For those of you who still can't let go of your past, this one's for you.

Ball Of A Time

I stand by my point that soccer is the gayest sport on the planet. Come on... With 22 guys on the field (20 of which are) kicking balls around and 2 men on the sidelines screaming "Get it in! Get it in!!!", how straight can it possibly get?!

Still not convinced? Scroll down then...

"Handball!"

"With rosy pink cheeks like those, it's no wonder his name's Marz"

"Once we're done out here, it's your "head" in my ass!"

"The Bold And The Ball-tiful"

"Ooh... Interracial fun... Yumm..."

"Let me make myself clear - We're through!!"

"How many times must I tell you?! I hate 69!!"

And my personal favourite of them all...

"Three to Tango!"

I rest my case.

...No wonder my (2nd) ex's so crazy over soccer!