Didn't See This Coming!

Lisa:
Babe, how did we get to know each other again? And how long ago was that?

Maman:
IRC. Since our band-geek days? Hmmm... I'd say, 7 years?

Lisa:
Omg! Lol!

Maman:
Why'd you ask?

Lisa:
Didn't you have girlfriends in secondary school?

Maman:
Yea I did, even though none of them came from the same school as I did. Why?

Lisa:
LOL!!! Well, it just occured to me - How did you bring yourself to have girlfriends when you clearly knew that you were gay all along?

Maman:
Babe, I'm not entirely gay; nor am I bisexual lah - I'm a biemotional homosexual.

Lisa:
Huh?!

Maman:
Means that; emotionally, I can feel and fall for both genders; but when it comes to physical or sexual attraction, I can only "stand" when it involves another man. Get it?

Lisa:
Ya I guess. So you never slept with any of your girlfriends?

Maman:
Oh hell no! I barely touched them sia!

Lisa:
LOL!! Okok thanks.

Maman:
Erm, why're you suddenly asking me on this?

Lisa:
Haha nothing nothing.

Maman:
No, really. Why?

Lisa:
Ehhh... Cos... I used to have the biggest crush on you back when we were both in Sec 4?

Maman:
...whoa