What Mom Has To Say

Maman:
Guess what? Adi blogged about the time he bumped into you at CityLink.

Mother:
Oh really? What did he say?

Maman:
He said he was surprised.

Mother:
Oh, I was surprised to see him there too.

Maman:
No, he was surprised over how nice you were to him, especially since you gave him the cold shoulder during the time when he and I were really close.

Mother:
I don't get you.

Maman:
He mentioned that, at first, you were all nice and sweet to him; but as the 2 of us got closer, you were kinda cold towards him. So when you were all nice to him when he bumped into you at CityLink, it came as a surprise.

Mother:
Well, you no longer have frequent chest pains like you did before, right? So, I see no reason to still be mad at him.

Maman:
Even after he said that you were cold cos' you were self-conscious about him snatching me away from you?

Mother:
He said that??

Maman:
You think?!

Mother:
Eh tak malu nya! He actually thinks that he could actually come between me and my son?! Who does he think he is; my future daughter-in-law?!

Maman:
That's exactly why I told you not to waste your time talking to stray dogs!

Mother:
Boy, be nice. Whatever that happened between the 2 of you is in the past. Let it go.

Maman:
After everything that he has done and has put me through? Never.

Mother:
Boy, haven't I always taught you to forgive and forget?

Maman:
So, would you ever forgive Father for everything he did 19 years ago?!

Mother:
...

Maman:
My point exactly.