Out with it.

Long conversation with my "Bitch Buddy #04" ahead, so hold on tight!


Bitch Buddy #04:
Babe!! Your dearest ex dissed you again!

Maman:
Ugh... What is it this time?

Bitch Buddy #04:
This one involves your MOTHER!

Maman:
Sonuvva bitch!!! What did that bastard say about my mom?!?!

Bitch Buddy #04:
No no no! He talked about the time he bumped into her.

Maman:
Oh, that I know. My mom told me about it.

Bitch Buddy #04:
She did? And what was your reaction?

Maman:
Nothin much, really. Just told her not to waste her time talking to stray dogs.

Bitch Buddy #04:
Ouch!

Maman:
You know me. Anyway, what else did he say?

Bitch Buddy #04:
He was saying about how your mom was, at first, all warm and sweet to him; and when the 2 of you got closer, she became cold towards him.

Maman:
She has every reason to.

Bitch Buddy #04:
Really? Why?

Maman:
Tell you later. You go on first.

Bitch Buddy #04:
Okok. Then he was sayin it's weird that now that you're both not on talking terms, she's suddenly all warm and sweet again.

Maman:
She was just being polite.

Bitch Buddy #04:
Really??? Tell me more!

Maman:
After you.

Bitch Buddy #04:
Aargh! Anyway, he concluded that the reason why your mom was cold towards him then was only because she was self-conscious about him taking you away from her.

Maman:
Bullshit. As I would've expected, he's still so full of himself. Guess some things really don't change.

Bitch Buddy #04:
You don't expect dogs to suddenly turn into cats now, do you? Anyway, tell me what you need to tell me!

Maman:
Oh where do I start?! ;)

Bitch Buddy #04:
Well, you could start from the back, just the way I like it!

Maman:
Haha! You slut! Wellllll... Let me start by saying that the only time my mother would ever accuse someone of stealing her baby boy away from her would be the day I step onto the dais; and what are the chances of that happening?!

Bitch Buddy #04:
Haha! Good point there! So, why was she cold then?

Maman:
You really wanna know?

Bitch Buddy #04:
Bring it on, bitch!

Maman:
When she first gave the cold shoulder, it was because she suspected of us being a couple. From a different context, I'd say that's fair play, because his mom did the same to me.

Bitch Buddy #04:
She did?!

Maman:
Oh, he never mentioned that? Why should I be surprised? Ha!

Bitch Buddy #04:
Okay, Mister. This convo has officially caught on fire! Go on!

Maman:
Wahaha! Well, at least my mom was nice to him. His mom was never once nice to me. From the day I first stepped into his house, his mom gave me such bad vibes, but I don't blame her, really.

Bitch Buddy #04:
Why not?!

Maman:
The chemistry Adi and I had then was totally out of this world. It was so strong that even a blind man would've thought that we were a couple! That said, why shouldn't it be worrisome for a mother to know that her son's sharing such an amazing bond with another man?!

Bitch Buddy #04:
You've got a point there.

Maman:
Precisely. And it came naturally that that was what my mom initially felt too. Her dislike towards him grew only when she saw certain changes in me.

Bitch Buddy #04:
What kinda changes?

Maman:
Since I was little, my mom was always on the fence whenever it came to showering love onto me - she never spoilt me, but she was never too hard on me either. That's only because she knew she had to play the role of a mother and a father at the same time. Therefore, just like what my grandparents, aunts and uncles did, she taught me to be strong; and when she saw her son turn into an emotional timebomb, she knew it could only be the work of one person - the person who had the strongest influence in my life then; Adi.

Bitch Buddy #04:
So what did she do?

Maman:
She secretly got updates from my grandma. When grandma told her of the constant fights Adi and I got into, and the frequency of my emotional break-downs, my mom got worried, and her dislike for Adi grew. But the cherry on top only came when I had my check-up at the National Heart Centre.

Bitch Buddy #04:
Whoa. Gettin serious here, I see.

Maman:
It is. I never once told this to any of my friends who knew of my relationship with Adi then because I was afraid they'd tell me to do the obvious - leave him for my own sake.

Bitch Buddy #04:
Well duh! I'd have told you if I knew it myself! So what was it?

Maman:
During the check-up, the specialist had a sit-down with me and asked if I was going through any stress whatsoever. I told him I was going through a rough time with my other half, and whenever we hit a rough spot, I'd always have tight, squeezing pains.

Bitch Buddy #04:
So what did the doctor say?

Maman:
He told me that the tight, squeezing pains I felt were caused by palpitations, which roots to the WPW snydrome I'm suffering from. This would be quite alright should I only be suffering from WPW. Fact is, I'm not. Besides WPW, I'm also suffering from MVP; and apparently, the pressure my heart was taking was too much that it had caused the overflow of blood in my left ventricle to further worsen.

Bitch Buddy #04:
So your heart was pumping even more blood than it needed to lah?

Maman:
Bingo. That's why I frequently fell flat onto the floor while immediately clutching my chest whenever Adi and I fought. He thought that it was drama on my part. If only he knew what was really going on.

Bitch Buddy #04:
What an ass! Hun, perhaps it's about time you spill the beans on the all the shit you found out about him.

Maman:
You mean the shit he did while we were still together?

Bitch Buddy #04:
Mmm hmmm!

Maman:
And why should I do that?

Bitch Buddy #04:
So everyone would know the truth! How dare he play the part of the sick puppy when he was clearly the demented bitch?! And to think he called you a burden!

Maman:
When?

Bitch Buddy #04:
In his entry lah!

Maman:
Well, some people were born with a conscience while others have to put on a pretense to make up for that one missing element in their lives.

Bitch Buddy #04:
You sound reluctant to dish the dirt. Hmmm?

Maman:
Not that I'm reluctant, but I find it pointless. Really. Babe, it's been almost 2 1/2 years since we broke up, and from the time we did, it took me less than 2 months to get over that no-good bastard. On the other hand, it took me a whole year to get over KS; and note that we were only together for a few months!

Bitch Buddy #04:
Why's that?

Maman:
First of all, I was up to HERE with everything that went on in our relationship. The emotional torment, the drama, the bla bla blas - I was sick of all that. I wanted to break free. Hell, I needed to! Plus, getting to know of the shit he did behind my back really speeded up the recovery. One by one, the news just poured in; and as they did, I took a step away from him. Babe, need I remind you of how he pleaded me to accept him back into my life? Hey, I still have that Nick Hornby book he bought me as proof, you know?

Bitch Buddy #04:
You mean that pathetic Valentines' Day gift he gave you?

Maman:
Err ya. Haha! Just spare a moment to think - Why would he go on his knees if he were the one who really walked out of the relationship, as he proclaimed he did? Why did he pester me to accept his proposal if I was such a burden, as he said I was? Why was he so eager to have me back to the point where he actually gave me a deadline to answer him by, if I were, truly, a "bundle of burden"?

Bitch Buddy #04:
WTF?! You've read the post?!

Maman:
Yes, babe. You weren't the first to let me know of his bullshit - which goes to show that I've got friends who really made full use of their eyes. They saw everything that went on between Adi and I, and when it was all said and done, they drew their conclusions from what they saw then; not what they read now. All the more, I see no reason to expose all that he did behind my back. I trust that those who knew of everything that went on in our relationship would be smart enough to figure out who's telling the truth; whereas for those who didn't, they can be fooled by the glib talker Adi is - I couldn't care less.

Bitch Buddy #04:
Why the fuck not? The bastard's trying to ruin your reputation!

Maman:
Is it really ruined; when those who've endorsed his propaganda are people whom I don't even know?! You do the thinking.

Bitch Buddy #04:
I hate it that you're always one step ahead of me!

Maman:
;)


P/S: To the rest of my bitches, don't worry about me. Instead, worry about what Karma'll do to him. ;)