I stand by my point that soccer is the gayest sport on the planet. Come on... With 22 guys on the field (20 of which are) kicking balls around and 2 men on the sidelines screaming "Get it in! Get it in!!!", how straight can it possibly get?!
Still not convinced? Scroll down then...
"Handball!"
"With rosy pink cheeks like those, it's no wonder his name's Marz"
"Once we're done out here, it's your "head" in my ass!"
"The Bold And The Ball-tiful"
"Ooh... Interracial fun... Yumm..."
"Let me make myself clear - We're through!!"
"How many times must I tell you?! I hate 69!!"
And my personal favourite of them all...
"Three to Tango!"
I rest my case.
...No wonder my (2nd) ex's so crazy over soccer!
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