Ran the business as usual on Friday, after which, I headed down to the Hari Raya celebrations at the place my kewat (malay gay) friends and I call "Rumah Hantu", or "Haunted House" in english. I'm sure you must be wondering, "Why "Rumah Hantu", of all the names?"
Well.....
For starters, the place itself IS pretty "dirty". Seriously, sometimes, when you're at certain areas in the 3-storey building, your hair stands on its end and u get goosebumps all over. Brrrrr~
Secondly, the people who frequents the place are "Hantus" themselves. Go figure.
BUT...
Most importantly, the reason why the place's called Rumah Hantu is because the Hantus who frequent the Haunted House love to come up with "Cerita Hantu!" (Ghost Stories)!
For those who didn't catch the joke, well, either you've been washing your brains once too many times with Chlorox, or your sex life is similar to your CPF savings -- It's all a mirage!
Aaaaanyway... The Hari Raya show was alright and the food served was alright too, And oh, speaking of food, I'm sure you must be wondering what else I ate besides the bowl of Lontong that was served right right right???
Well....
AKU MAKAN PINOY MELETUP GILA BABI LAH, SUNDELLLL!!!
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