I Swear I'd Turn Straight!

As you all know by now, I, Maman, appreciate real beauty which is more than just skin-deep. I've always admired my dearest Tammi for in my eyes, she seems to have the whole package. The looks, the height, the charisma, the personality, the boobs deliciously curvacious body.

I was browsing through my friends' profiles on Facebook when I stumbled upon THESE pictures!







Tams, I swear, if I ever get over my fear (and disgust) of pussies, yours would definitely be the first I'd wanna penetrate! But I guess by then you'd already be married to Giles. Dammit!

Then again, you'd be a certified MILF, and we know how frequent MILFs' sexual urges are... Hur hur hur... A 3-way takedown, perhaps? Or would you prefer a 2-on-1 gangbang?? Hur hur hur....


P/S: FYI, my dick couldn't even erect to the thought of having Tammi in a gangbang with Giles. So, yup, I guess it'll be a looooong time before that would ever happen!